I was reading a book the other day by myself in my apartment and it was talking about food in differing countries and the quote read (to me) “…cereals and various circus fruits.” I set the book down and said out loud to myself, “CIRCUS FRUITS?! What are CIRCUS FRUITS?!” And then I went back and re-read it and realized it said CITRUS fruits. And I laughed, for like, no lie, 3 minutes straight. So that was great!!!
I don’t want a husband and kids. All I want out of life is a boyfriend and a dog. Some people think this makes me a feminist. Some people think this makes me a sinner. That’s way too much credit. All it makes me is a woman who wants a boyfriend and a dog but has neither. And that makes me lonely.