This is just one instance of Dustin Hoffman touching the Voight.
Merry Christmas from Puerto Rico!
I love this so much its killing me.
Me watching the extended trailer of TLC’s The Virgin Diaries
It’s going to be THAT kind of winter, is it? This website is pretty awesome.
It’s about a week away! 11/2/11 8pm at Ars Nova! I’m so proud of this show. Get your TICKETS now!
Picture of newest suspect in Park Sloper Groper case.
You will recognize him because, unlike the other suspects, he is not Mexican.
Also, he is a cat.
Do not be fooled by this one! He may present himself like a really cute cat, one that you feel okay picking up even though you found him on the street, but once in your arms, he will begin pawing (literally) at your breasts.
He may also attempt to coax your legs open by rubbing up against your ankles with his whiskers.
Ladies, beware! This cat had the nerve to grope me at 2:30 pm on a Monday, in plain sight of God and everyone on 5th ave.
Police are doing all they can but with budget cuts, they can’t afford the canned cat food that he prefers, you know, the good kind, and efforts have stalled.
I suggested string or empty cardboard boxes or even pretending like we weren’t looking for him because cats love that shit, but my suggestions went unheeded.
May try to entice you to secluded area with sign declaring “free kittens”. Watch for spelling errors. They are the give away…usually.
Good luck out there, Brooklyn. And be safe.